Class One not a mess shock!

On the last day of the Easter Term, people passing by Class One were astonished to see that it was in a state that a short-sighted person, could, if they'd forgotten their glasses, charitably describe as not wholly untidy. An explanation for this unprecedented event is still to be discovered. The most obvious cause, i.e. Mrs. Blackledge's absence, proving to be incorrect. In a nearby room, the utterly brilliant and under-appreciated almost competent school cleaner, was kicked awake from his slumbers on a thick bed of dust and informed of the momentus event. "Oh yeah, it's because Mrs. Blackledge is amazing and fantastic and efficient. And I'm not just saying that because she gave me a creme egg and the tidyness was definetly not just a random happening." he mumbled untruthfully, before drifting back off to sleep. The big question that remains is, are the chances of Class One being left in a civilised condition again, greater or lesser than the chances of winning the national lottery three weeks in a row without first purchasing a ticket? Hmm, about even I'd say.

Last Updated ( Friday, 21 March 2008 )

 

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